Winter is coming. If you’ve been to Sydney the last week, you’ll know what temperature they freeze at. While there’s something to be said about the change of season, the foliage that comes to clutter the sidewalk and the fact that icy temperatures and strong winds make it possible for you to now make hotter chocolates at your local cafe without it looking like a prepubescent child, it is necessary to save a thought for single people. At night, when temperatures drop, dealing only with cold sheets is an almost heartbreaking ordeal. To warm up, you have to get close, but when there is no body, you can lean on heat, you will have to resort to things like Long Johns, thermal or, in this case, a crochet penis blanket. Not really.
If you think you’ve already seen it all, think again. Thanks to a loving person there, you can find comfort with the warmth of a handmade crochet blanket that has the perfect shape of a giant penis. Yes, just jump on the shaft and let yourself fully cocoon. Even the feet experience the heat thanks to the crochet balls.
This penis blanket is available on Etsy, but shipping is reserved at select locations. As for the amount it will get you back, it will sell for $ 150, which, given the crochet design and its resemblance to what it was based on, we think is quite a business.
The description of the article says, “Would you like to have a different and fun blanket? This hooded penis blanket is rolled up at the feet and stretched back and stays on the body. This blanket will come on its deck with its balls and you will have to inflate the balls. ”It is made of 100% acrylic yarn, knitted fabric and comes with these removable beach inflatable balls.
As for the penis, it seems that Etsy is your ideal destination. Just visit the site and you’ll find things like a beer cap for penis or a bag of cocks, all made with handmade crochet seams. In fact, it is a wild network.